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April 10, 2011

Totally hitting on me

A woman was looking at photographs of my daughter on my phone last week.  After recognizing how beautiful my daughter is, she turned to me and said, “I’d love to have babies with you.”

She went on to clarify that her desire had everything to do with Clara appearance and nothing to do with mine, but that’s not the good part of the story. 

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So what was the good part?

Amazing how the whole context of "hitting on" and "being hit on" changes as we get older.

A few years back and no girl would have hit on you by offering to have your babies, and if she had, it probably wouldn't have been very effective.

Now, it's good enough to make first draft in the choice of some women's pickup line. And it probably works pretty well.

Just think - in no time at all women will be saying things to you like, "Hey, that's quite a successful daughter you've got their, and her kids are georgeous! I'd sure like to play grandma!"

How's THAT for a sobering thought?

If any woman says that Brent, I will soundly kick her ass.

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